Write Zines Not Blogs Button or Bottle Opener


Back in my Punk Rock past of the late 90s, we wrote Zines.
It took time, sweat, and stealing from Kinko's.
Now the kids take an easy route and ramble it on for 3 minutes and tell the world.
tomorrow is going to be weird for them.

These Bottle Openers are:
2.25 inch in diameter with steel backs.
professionally printed with 800 dpi printer.
packaged in bubble wrapped mailer for safety.

Bulk & Custom orders accepted.


I prefer PayPal, Gift Cards, or Credit Cards for payment.

Shipping from United States

Everything is mailed right away from Cleveland, OH. It will be shipped to you by the fine men & ladies at my neighborhood United States Post Office branch with First Class Post unless you buy so much I have to pick a different (fast) option. I really try to keep the shipping costs down so I will always combine orders and I go to the Post Office daily.


I'm sorry but I can not offer a refund unless the item is wrong or broken. With the nature of my beast I can't allow you to get something, play with it, and return it.


I put a lot of effort into social media so if you like anything from my shop; look me up. Everything is @DoNotWearShoes

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